People love exaggerating things. Trust me, I’d know. I’m also quite fond of blowing things out of proportion to fill the apparent lack of excitement in my life.
But I wish people would be more careful whenever they use the word literal. It means in strict accordance to the concept, so if you say you’d “literally die” if this and that happened to you, well… you probably don’t want that at all.
I was randomly creeping around YouTube, you know, watching videos of people I would never have as per usual, and I would always see comments that go “I think my ovaries literally just exploded” or “I am literally jumping up and down as I type this”.
As much as I appreciate and share your enthusiasm, I’m pretty sure having your reproductive organs explode would hurt a whole lot and would therefore render you unable to post mindless comments on YouTube, and though it may be physically possible to move yourself up and down while using a computer, that’s still questionable behavior in itself.
I don’t know, really, sometimes I wish someone would pull this stick out of mine so I’d stop silently judging everyone in my head. I hear it damages interpersonal relationships. Society would never accept me at this rate. Bad Carz. Really bad girl. Forgive me :D
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